a girl that's...
...not very deep or interesting but provides sufficient company and an occasional laugh. and i don't own shit blah blah blah unless it's mine blah blah blah....

(Source: littlewanye)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

(Source: fuckyeahairplaness)

eglads:

facethedawn:

This is a very important message for young people everywhere

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR. EASILY.

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

i-am-mr-clever:

TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE

(Source: fuckyeahdementia)

(Source: mrbenwyatt)

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”